The robot decides to go shopping. The robot goes to a grocery store first. He looks at the fruit and the vegetables. He holds up a can of peas and remembers a lost love. The robot leaves without buying anything. He has stolen the can. They will run away together and live someplace dry with a stable climate. The robot dreams of the two rusting away together on a nice robot farm. They will have robot slaves and listen to them sing songs at night, “WHEN GAME BOYS WERE IN SOME GUY’S HANDS: LET MY PEOPLE GO!” Instead, the alarm goes off when the robot is leaving the grocery store. He is arrested, and charged with kidnapping. The media calls him a pedophile. They are right.