The robot has beautiful, blonde hair. You would be wise to consider it beautiful, anyway. It is long, very long, with burnt tips from getting caught in various gears and robotic machinery. The robot, with his glowing (from the radiation) locks, decided to enter a surf contest. The robot won through means of intimidation. He used one of the other surfers as a surfboard. Not the most elegant way to ride the waves, but a surefire psychological tactic. No one had seen such an arrogant display of bad atttitude since Dave Buckley refused a hang-ten sign in 1983. Dave Buckley had also had beautiful, blonde hair, but it had not been seen in some time. The robot took his trophy and ate it. The robot is rather goal oriented, after all.